Sunday, December 11, 2011

Ode to a Pink Snowball

                                                       Your sides are pink,
                                                         You're fluffy goo,
                                                           You're cheap,
                                                             You're thick,
                                                               You're coconut too!
                                                                 At first bite, I nearly fly
                                                                  You gluey treat, I want to cry!
                                                                    You glorious sludge,
                                                                      You beautiful cake
                                                      You must be what the angels bake!
                                                                          My head does spin,
                                                                            Too sugar sweet!
                                                                              But now I'm gone,
                                                                                 I eat and eat! 
                              YOU ARE JUST PLAIN NAUSEATING!!!


(I HATE THIS!)
                                    

Thursday, December 1, 2011

A Blustery Day (that could have killed Pooh)

I came home from a friends to my dad frantically tying EVERYTHING down. I woke in the night to the worst howling, whistling ever. I could hear my window panes groaning against the thumps of wind! The power flashed off and back on several times. When I woke up, the metal siding on our porch roof was whipping around. The neighbors fence had blown out! Jordan and I were like rag dolls. It is the worst storm in almost 50 years. School was cancelled and I had to take a break by my friend's house. I had to sit down and run at intervals. The neighbors trees lashed around wildly and uprooted! Leaves sliced my cheeks and I felt like I was walking in slow motion on a treadmill! Power lines, semi trucks, fences, cars and trees are everywhere!

Ha, no NOT this Bad!